“What are you humming?” She asked, bleary eyed and slightly drunk.

“Crocodile Rock… Elton John.”

“Oh, that’s a good one.”

“Yeah, you know, back when Elton John was cool. Now he’s this pudgy, pasty, over-the-top gay guy who sings songs for Disney… you remember Faith Hill and Tim McGraw did a tour together, the Soul 2 Soul tour. Soul 2 Soul, that’s hot, that is steamy, that just screams chemistry.”

“Right… I’m trying to follow you.” She sighed and took another long sip.

“Right, well, Elton John and Billy Joel did a tour together but to make it perfectly clear, they had to call it “Face to Face.”